Episode 8 – Part 2: 1,918 Days to Lee’s Retirement In Episode 8 – Part 2 of the Shaffer RULES Podcast, the guys jump right into a lighthearted exchange. The focus of this short segment is a fun countdown to retirement, as the question everyone wants answered finally gets addressed: exactly how many days are left until our lifelong friend Lee retires! It is a quick, funny moment that captures the casual chemistry and laid-back humor that makes the conversation feel like you are hanging out with old friends. Like, comment, and subscribe, and share the show with a friend. Stay tuned for Part 3! #ShafferRULES #Podcast #Kittanning #ComedyPodcast

Episode 8 – Part 1: Sweet Talk, Vintage Vans & Steelers Hot Takes In Episode 8 – Part 1 of the Shaffer RULES Podcast, Brian and Corey kick things off with Heaven Hill Bottled in Bond and a hilarious conversation about the lost art of “sweet talking” your way into a better deal. From convenience store loyalty cards and penny candy nostalgia to overpriced frozen yogurt, this episode starts with the kind of everyday chaos and comedy that feels instantly familiar. From there, the conversation bounces into celebrity culture, and the absurd reality of Paris Hilton-branded coffee creamer, followed by beer talk, local shoutouts, a discussion about music, and how musicians actually make money now. This episode also features Corey’s “Find of the Week:” a 1977 Ford Econoline Club Wagon that may become part of the show’s personality going forward. Later, the conversation gets more personal as they talk about podcasting as therapy, relationships, family routines, messing with your parents, growing up around Kittanning, old stores like Ames, Jamesway, and Trader Horn, and the nostalgia of growing up local. They close out this part with a major personal update about Corey buying the old Paul’s Auto Parts building in Kittanning, plans for a resale shop and future podcast studio, and then shift into a passionate Pittsburgh Steelers discussion centered on Mike McCarthy and what could be next for the team. Like, comment, and subscribe, and share the show with a friend. Stay tuned for Part 2! #ShafferRULES #Podcast #PittsburghSteelers #MikeMcCarthy #Kittanning #VintageVan #ComedyPodcast

Episode 7 – Part 3: Laugh Bumps, Light Switch Covers, Lee’s Update to Freedom We’re back from break and the guys kick off Part 3 with a weekly phone call to Lee, live from his basement. The mission is simple and absolutely necessary: get the official days-to-retirement number for the “Lee Update of the Week,” which lands at 1,928 days and immediately becomes a recurring bit they want to keep running. From there, it’s classic Shaffer RULES chaos: improvised voices, yelling away from the mic, random household discoveries (including a Starling Marte light switch cover), and a left-field moment where Brian admits that laughing too hard gives him painful “laugh bumps” on his head. They wrap the episode with a quick sports check-in, a nod to the night’s drink (bourbon in a Mike’s Beer Barn glass), and a push to keep growing the show locally with more YouTube content, a TikTok page, and upcoming sponsorship/cross-promotion options. Finally, they thank listeners, especially those who connected with “The Dismissal,” and promise exactly what you’d expect: more jokes coming. #ShafferRULES #ShafferRULESPodcast

Episode 7- Part 2: AI Cameras, Real Talk, and a Tether Car Find Part 2 opens with pure behind-the-scenes chaos as the cameras’ “AI” tracking starts doing its own thing, zooming, hunting faces, and repeatedly finding “Jerome” at the worst (best) possible moments. From there, Brian and Corey get real about why the show is starting to matter more, especially after the dismissal episode, and why keeping the honesty in the edit was the whole point. They talk about pushing the podcast beyond just conversation by highlighting local people and small businesses (including a shoutout to Lively Legs), then Corey drops his “Find of the Week”: a vintage gas-powered tether car (spindizzy). The episode closes with collector/auction energy, whiskey detours, and teasing a call to one of their buddies! Stay tuned for Part 3! #ShafferRULES #ShafferRULESPodcast

Episode 7- Part 1: Spatchcocks, Smoked Bourbon, and BentCarrot.com Part 1 kicks off with the guys recording on a big sports night, bouncing between game chatter and their usual “how did we get on this topic?” energy. They slide into everyday debates like why musicians default to wearing black, then detour into nostalgia before settling in for the real substance. Food and drink take over next: the bourbon of the week is Southern Tier Smoked Bourbon, followed by smoker talk—pork chops, chicken quarters, and the simple seasoning philosophy that keeps things easy and repeatable. That naturally leads to a surprisingly helpful breakdown of spatchcocking and why it’s the fastest path to evenly cooked chicken. From there, the episode spirals into peak internet absurdity: drug commercials, side effects, and an unforgettable rabbit hole featuring bentcarrot.com that turns into a whole bit. They bring it back to music with a “favorite song of all time” question, spotlighting Brian’s favorite all-time song, Billy Joel’s “Summer, Highland Falls,” and teasing the idea of recording his own version. Stay tuned for Part 2! #ShafferRULES #ShafferRULESPodcast

Episode 6 – Part 3 Ashtrays, Idiots of the Week, and Betting on Yourself Part 3 opens in classic Shaffer RULES fashion, by accidentally discovering that ashtrays might actually be an age-appropriate hobby. From handmade elementary school ashtrays (which would absolutely not fly today) to granite cigar ashtrays and repurposed barn lightning rods, the conversation turns into a surprisingly thoughtful take on collecting, cigars, and why pairing bourbon with the right smoke can completely change the experience. That segues into hobbies, side hustles, and the realization that the podcast itself might be the most “age-appropriate” hobby of all. Then things take a sharp turn into one of the most unhinged stories of the episode: Idiot of the Week. Corey breaks down a real-life Whatnot auction meltdown where a $24 jewelry purchase spirals into a jaw-dropping, multi-paragraph oversharing saga involving buyer’s remorse, family tragedy, prison sentences, cancer, property taxes, and canceled auctions. It’s a masterclass in how not to handle losing an auction, and a perfect example of why boundaries matter when running a side business. From there, the episode shifts into something deeper. Corey reflects on Whatnot becoming a legitimate second income stream, the grind behind making it work, and how side hustles can turn into real opportunities, if you’re willing to commit. The back half of Part 3 gets real. Brian opens up about hitting 50, being done working for “the man,” and finally betting on himself. The guys talk candidly about corporate burnout, being a Swiss Army knife employee, getting pushed out of “forever jobs,” and the difference between surviving and actually being happy. There’s honesty about fear, money, stability, and why taking the shot now matters more than waiting for perfect timing. The episode closes with wild car-business stories, drunk salesmen, demo cars destroyed in days, repossessions gone sideways, and the kind of characters you only meet in dealerships, before wrapping up a long, loose, but unexpectedly meaningful session. Part 3 is funny, raw, and reflective, equal parts chaos and clarity, and a fitting close to Episode 6. #ShafferRULES #ShafferRULESPodcast

Episode 6- Part 2 picks up right after the break with refreshed drinks, refreshed attitudes, and the kind of derailments only Shaffer RULES can pull off. The guys start by talking nostalgia and Hollywood’s obsession with rebooting everything, Greatest American Hero getting a remake, and why some updates are fine (after 40 years)… while others should be illegal. They hit The Fall Guy movie, name-check classic 80s TV crushes, and then take a hard turn into why certain remakes (looking at you, The Crow) are absolute disasters, plus a wild reminder of what happened on the original film set. From there, Brian fires up the timer again and throws out a real question: what are “age-appropriate hobbies” in your 40s/50s? That spirals into a surprisingly useful, hilarious segment: smoking meats, pork butt lessons, the stall, wrapping strategy, when smoke stops mattering, and why cooking is basically chemistry. There’s also a quick detour into cast iron steak perfection, “Tuna Helper without the tuna,” and the birth of a potential Breakfast Club (because retirement energy is real). Next up: What annoyed you this week? We get road rage stories featuring an unhinged tailgater doing makeup while driving, followed by a full townie rant, complete with a small-town Family Dollar parking lot war, ticketing drama, and plans for a future speaker system to mess with customers from an office upstairs. Walmart catches strays too, because of course it does. The back half shifts into something more real: a quick check-in on the recently released of “The Dismissal” episode and the bigger vision for the show, expanding beyond the usual chaos into monthly serious specials, broader topics, more guests, and eventually a larger Shaffer RULES podcast “umbrella” (including live sessions and watch-alongs). And finally: the Guy on the Corner update. A listener pushes for the interview, sightings are confirmed (including a Walmart appearance), and the plan evolves into boots-on-the-ground “man on the street” content, handheld gear incoming, mini-doc dreams loading… even if winter makes it a little harder to chase the story. Part 2 is equal parts ridiculous and real, exactly the balance this show is starting to own. Part 3 begins up after the break. #ShafferRULES #ShafferRULESPodcast

Episode 6- Part 1 kicks off exactly how Shaffer RULES should, an unplanned, completely unnecessary deep dive into fish sticks, air fryers, and why childhood food memories never live up to reality. From there, Brian and Corey crack Modelos, sip pear-wood smoked Buffalo Trace, and debate what actually makes a good smoked bourbon. The conversation rolls into nostalgia with “Find of the Week,” featuring vintage arcade and toy collectibles, including an ’80s Stomper truck and a Super Pac-Man faceplate, plus stories about collecting, reselling, and the thrill of auction hunting. The guys break down how live auctions have changed, why online bidding dominates, and share some unbelievable steals (and painful misses). The episode closes with a timed, no-nonsense Steelers discussion: Mike Tomlin stepping down, what it means for the franchise, coaching contracts, draft picks, and the reality of where the team stands without a clear quarterback. Loose, honest, and completely off the rails, Part 1 ends right as the timer (and bladder) runs out. Part 2 picks up after the break. #ShafferRULES #ShafferRULESPodcast

Shaffer RULES Podcast – Episode 5: “Bourbon, Ball, Q-Tips, and Bad Impressions” Episode 5 is a full-on grab bag, in the best possible way. We kick things off with a conversation about bourbon: what we’re drinking, what we like, and why it somehow always leads to stronger opinions than expected. From there, we jump headfirst into college football, breaking down the transfer portal, NIL, and the ever-evolving playoff system, what’s working, what isn’t, and why the sport feels fundamentally different than it did just a few years ago. Things take a sharp turn into the mundane when we tackle an age-old household debate: Kleenex vs. Q-tips. Which actually cleans better? Why does every Q-tip box refuse to reseal? And how do you end up finding random Q-tips in places they have no business being? Fair warning, we’re officially boycotting Q-tips, lol! We also talk about new and old movies we’ve been watching and dive into how CGI has evolved over time, when it enhances storytelling, when it distracts, and why practical effects still matter. Later, we compare notes on some of the most iconic voices of all time, followed by what can only be described as our best attempt at a Michael McDonald (Doobie Brothers) impression. Results may vary! hahaha! We wrap up the episode with a word from our sponsor…who doesn’t know they’re our sponsor yet. As always, it’s a little chaotic, highly opinionated, and very on-brand. Listen in. Because these are the rules. Shaffer RULES!!!

Usually, the Shaffer RULES Podcast leans into humor, chaos, and the lighter side of life, but this episode marks a shift in tone. Episode 4: “The Dismissal” is the first in a new monthly series of special episodes focused on deeper, more serious conversations. No bits. No distractions. Just an honest discussion about experiences that leave a lasting impact. In this episode, Corey reflects on being dismissed from his job and opens up about the emotional aftermath that followed. Through that experience, he walks through the five stages of grief, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance, and how each stage showed up in real time, both personally and professionally. He then discusses how this experience led to a renewed perspective on life, an awakening that reshaped his priorities, his outlook, and how he views what truly matters moving forward. Dismissal can take many forms: being let go, written off, or told, directly or indirectly, that you’re no longer needed. Sometimes it happens quietly. Sometimes it’s abrupt. But no matter how it occurs, it often reshapes how you see yourself, your work, and what comes next. This episode is a candid conversation about loss, identity, perspective, and what it means to move forward when the decision wasn’t yours to make. This is “The Dismissal.”